girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

harryistrash:

No free promo! Pay me first!

fancymen:

ғ ᴀ ɴ ᴄ ʏ ᴍ ᴇ ɴ
supermodelgif:

glamour

supermodelgif:

glamour

toots-toots:

Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time

redzapato:

PLEASE THIS IS FRIENDSHIP WITH ME

supersmashkev:

been a long day 

supersmashkev:

been a long day